How to plan a wedding ?
Once everyone had made sure that their jewellery was on, it was time for the bridesmaid to get her face on....... that was until the bride realised that she was taking up time with her precious mirror!
Make certain that it is the bride wearing the wedding dress..... by checking the name on her knickers!
Make sure that dress is on, shoes are on and netting is laying flat.... check time - ohh ! time to go.....
oh!, is that the time?.... run, run, run - but make sure that your bridesmaid has time to hold your skirt for you